Musings

The Rantings of Panda: So I finally met my new downstairs neighbor

And I was in the middle of having a conversation with my mom about why she should let me get a cat, and she was like “No Katie, you’re never getting a damn cat” So I screamed at the top of my lungs how she didn’t understand me and that when I was 30 I was going to own like 42 cats and be single…

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a guy tell me that it’s about time I start getting over my mental illness because I’m 21 and getting too old for this shit.

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i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

i once had a guy, my ex, tell me to give up my dream of writing and going to university to study English to be a teacher, because they make more money, despite the fact i have always said i never wanted to teach.

(submitted by anonymous)

hitlervevo:

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES

the-fandoms-are-cool:

how I discovered I was pansexual

shit that guy’s hot

oh fuck that girl’s hot too

wait what trans people are hot as well

damn sweet jesus I’m not sure what gender you are but you’re very hot

is there a term for this condition

ultrafacts:

MORE FACTS HERE

bookninja4:

politicsandhandgrenades:

“Just do good”

this is literally what i have been saying since i was born

four for you Pope Francis, you go Pope Francis

I’m so happy right now.

dicksoclock:

oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls my a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says

“where do these go?”

and there was kind of this awkward moment of silence before i went “…my vagina”

and then he kind of just fell over and nearly cried

and was like “WHICH CUPBOARD ASDGHJ”

"People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict."

— Lemony Snicket (via likeafieldmouse)

broadway-is-my-home:

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

are you satan